Fact:
The Latin word for "old lady" is "anus".

Anonymous
Alright you know what? I'm sick of seeing the same questions over and over again.
What is your stance on limes?
So am I.
I don’t really have any opinion on the matter since well I have never tried one. Not that I can or anything haha..
AMG DO YOU LOVE CHELL
<insert stupid meme here>
WHEATLEY GIVE ME A HUG!
"If you are _____, this will be put in your ask."
RickxChell to piss you off trollolololol
DON'T WORRY WE'RE RESCUING YOU FROM SPACE!
MWAHAHAAA, NOW 99% OF PEOPLE HAVE NO REASON TO ASK YOU ANYTHING!
P.S. You don't actually have to answer any of that crap or give me a hug, I was just being cynical.

Anonymous
((for further reference this is the kind of stuff i delete fldkjadfs))
Single as in Chell still refuses to go out with you.
Go out? Well I don’t think she wants to go anywhere with me so in that case.. I guess I am “single”.
How do you know she doesn't forgive you?
I mean, it's not like she SAID she didn't, right?

Anonymous
I just know. I mean I don’t even forgive myself! Haha! Ha..ha…………………
Okay, we get it. Well I get it. You don't love Chell.
But given she forgives you, and you had the chance, would you try to strengthen your friendship with her?

Anonymous
Maybe.. But I don’t think we could ever have a um.. Healthy relationship seeing how things are… You know her being a human and all.
would you rather be stuck with the morality core or Rick up there in space?

Anonymous
ANYONE BUT HIM, besides I hear morality is quite nice.
Ah, so she still hates you? That's fine by me, I'm dating someone else right now.
I take it you're still single?
Yes, I think she still hates me what does that have to do with anything!? And good for you. I’m being sarcastic by the way.
Single? Single as in…?
Oh.. It’s you again Mr. Fancy Car.
I wouldn’t know. But I assume she got over you.